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Immersion cooling fluid for data center servers. Non-conductive, thermally efficient. Reduces energy costs by 40%. 55-gallon drum.

Electromagnetic interference shielding spray for server rooms and sensitive equipment. Copper-nickel formulation. 1-gallon can.

Premium screen cleaner for monitors, laptops, and phones. Anti-static, streak-free formula. Microfiber cloth included. 8oz bottle.

Premium switch lubricant for mechanical keyboards. PTFE-based, zero residue. Brush applicator included. 10ml vial.

Nootropic stack for peak mental performance. L-Theanine, Alpha-GPC, Rhodiola. Caffeine-free. 60 capsules.

42U server rack with cable management, cooling fans, biometric lock, and power distribution. Standard 19-inch width.

Autonomous warehouse picking and packing robot. Integrates with WMS. 50-lb payload. 24-hour operation with auto-charging.

Professional IT repair kit. ESD-safe tools, thermal paste, cable testers, crimpers, label maker. Pelican-style hard case.

Smart security camera with on-device AI processing. Person detection, activity zones, night vision, two-way audio. Local storage + optional cloud. Privacy-first design.

Premium humanoid AI robot assistant. Natural language interface, computer vision, 6DOF articulated limbs. Learns tasks through demonstration. Self-charging dock. WIPO Class 9 explicitly covers humanoid robots with artificial intelligence.

Smart home automation hub. Connects and orchestrates all IoT devices. Zigbee, Z-Wave, Wi-Fi, and Bluetooth support. Local processing for privacy.

Clip-on posture sensor for office workers. Vibration alerts for slouching, break reminders, weekly posture reports via app.

AI-controlled desk lamp that matches your circadian rhythm. Blue-blocking evening mode, productivity boost day mode. USB-C powered.

Sidewalk delivery robot for e-commerce fulfillment. 50-lb capacity, GPS + LIDAR navigation, tamper-proof compartment.

Clean-agent fire suppression system for server rooms. FM-200 equivalent, zero residue, electronics-safe. Single-zone kit.

Titanium smart ring with NFC for contactless presentations, business card sharing, and meeting room access. Engraved logo.

Desktop speaker pre-loaded with productivity soundscapes. Brown noise, binaural beats, coffee shop ambiance. Bluetooth + USB.

Premium leather-bound dot-grid journal. 200 pages of 100gsm ivory paper. Lay-flat binding, ribbon bookmark, back pocket. Embossed Yawn Company logo on cover. Class 16 covers paper, printed matter, and stationery.

Museum-quality art print on 310gsm cotton rag paper. Archival inks rated for 100+ years. Features original Yawn generative art.

Premium vinyl sticker pack with 12 die-cut Yawn Company-branded designs. Waterproof, UV-resistant, dishwasher-safe.

Premium cable organizer set. Silicone cable clips, velcro straps, under-desk tray, and cable sleeves. 50-piece set.

Premium full-grain leather tech backpack with padded laptop compartment. Water-resistant lining, YKK zippers, hidden anti-theft pocket. Fits 16" laptops.

Heavy-duty canvas tote with leather handles and Yawn Company logo screen print. Interior zip pocket, reinforced bottom. 15x16x5 inches.

Freestanding soundproof office pod for open-plan offices. Seats 1-2 people. Ventilation, lighting, power outlets built in.

Motorized sit-stand desk with walnut top. 4 memory presets, integrated wireless charger, hidden cable channel. 72x30 inches.

Premium ceramic mug with Yawn Company branding. 14oz capacity, dishwasher and microwave safe. Matte finish with embossed logo. WIPO Class 21 covers household utensils and containers.

Bamboo desk organizer with Yawn Company branding. Five compartments for pens, phones, cables, and accessories. Felt-lined base.

Double-wall vacuum insulated stainless steel water bottle. 24oz capacity, keeps drinks cold 24hrs or hot 12hrs. Laser-engraved Yawn Company logo.

ESD-safe floor mat for server rooms and labs. Grounding cord included. 3x5 ft, heavy-duty rubber. Meets ANSI/ESD standards.

Braided cable loom for clean server room runs. Expandable 1-inch diameter, cut-to-length. Flame retardant. 100-foot spool.

Sound-dampening office divider curtain with subtle company logo pattern. Fire-retardant, ceiling-track mountable. Per panel.

Structured six-panel cap with embroidered Yawn Company logo. Premium cotton twill, adjustable snapback closure. One size fits most.

Premium heavyweight hoodie with embroidered Yawn Company logo. 12oz brushed fleece, double-lined hood, kangaroo pocket. Available in Black and Navy. Unisex sizing S-3XL.

Premium heavyweight cotton tee with embroidered Yawn Company logo. 6.5oz ringspun cotton, pre-shrunk, relaxed fit. Available in Black, White, and Heather Gray. Unisex sizing S-3XL.

Collectible enamel pin set. Yawn logo, coffee cup, robot, and keyboard icons. Set of 4 with butterfly clutch backs.

Anti-fatigue mat for standing desks. Memory foam core, non-slip base, massage texture zones. 30x20 inches.

Strategy board game themed around AI and technology. 2-6 players, 45-90 minute sessions. Includes premium components: wooden tokens, linen-finish cards, and illustrated game board.

Curated monthly office snack subscription. Premium nuts, dried fruits, protein bars, and artisan chocolates. Serves team of 10.

Specialty coffee for the office. Single-origin, medium roast, whole bean. 2lb bag with company label. Roasted to order.

Grow herbs at your desk. Self-watering planter with basil, thyme, and rosemary seeds. Full-spectrum LED grow light.

Ceremonial-grade matcha with L-Theanine boost. Pre-portioned single-serve sticks. Box of 30. Clean, sustained energy.

Small-batch bourbon aged 8 years. Notes of caramel, oak, and vanilla. 750ml, 90 proof. Branded gift box.

Broad-spectrum CBD vaporizer for stress relief. Zero THC, lab-tested. Disposable pen, 500 puffs. Mint flavor.

Business AI strategy consulting. One-hour sessions covering AI adoption roadmaps, workflow automation audits, and custom AI development planning. Class 35 covers consulting services for businesses.

AI-powered digital marketing campaign. Includes audience analysis, content generation, ad creative design, A/B testing, and performance reporting.

Financial modeling service for SaaS businesses. MRR forecasting, churn analysis, unit economics, and investor-ready projections.

Complete tech office buildout. Network infrastructure, server room, standing desks, AV systems. Design through move-in.

Cloud-hosted business phone system. Unlimited extensions, call recording, IVR, analytics dashboard. Per-seat monthly rate.

Warehouse automation consulting and implementation. Robot integration, WMS setup, pick-pack optimization. Per-project.

Rapid hardware prototyping service. PCB design, 3D printing, CNC machining, functional testing. From CAD to prototype in 2 weeks.

Comprehensive AI/robotics workshop. 8-hour intensive hands-on training on building AI agents and autonomous systems. Includes course materials, certificate of completion, and 30-day community access.

Enterprise AI chatbot service. Deploy conversational AI agents with custom knowledge bases, multi-turn dialogue, and tool use. RESTful API with 99.9% uptime SLA. Includes 100K messages/month.

AI-driven automation platform. Cloud-based SaaS for workflow orchestration, model training, inference APIs, and agent deployment. Enterprise-grade security and compliance. WIPO Class 42 explicitly covers software as a service (SaaS).

AI podcast and e-magazine subscription. Weekly deep-dives into AI research, agent architectures, and autonomous systems.

Custom AI development consulting. Architecture reviews, model selection, prompt engineering, and deployment strategy. Per-hour engagement with senior AI engineers.

All-inclusive team offsite package. Venue, catering, workshops, team building activities, and AV equipment. Per-person/per-day.

Annual corporate wellness program. Ergonomic assessments, mental health resources, fitness challenges, and health screenings.

End-to-end SOC 2 Type II compliance preparation. Policy creation, gap analysis, audit support, and continuous monitoring setup.