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High-grade electronic parts cleaner. Premium formula designed for precision cleaning of circuit boards, connectors, and sensitive electronic components. Non-conductive, fast-evaporating, residue-free.

Durable metallic finish for electronics enclosures and tech hardware. UV-resistant, scratch-proof coating with a premium brushed-metal aesthetic. Available in Space Gray, Midnight Black, and Chrome Silver.

Mood-enhancing lavender and eucalyptus mist for focus and relaxation. Hand-blended with essential oils. Perfect for workspace ambiance or pre-sleep ritual. 200ml premium glass bottle.

Organic soy wax candle with cedar and sandalwood. Hand-poured, 60-hour burn time. Cotton wick, reusable ceramic vessel. The official scent of deep work.

Premium herbal sleep formula with melatonin, valerian root, and magnesium glycinate. 60 capsules per bottle. Non-habit forming. Third-party tested for purity.

Reinforced steel safe with biometric fingerprint lock and Bluetooth connectivity. Fire-resistant up to 1200°F. Interior LED lighting. Tamper alerts sent to your phone.

Industrial-grade 6-axis robotic arm for manufacturing, assembly, and automation. 5kg payload capacity. Sub-millimeter precision. Programmable via API or visual interface.

Premium titanium 24-piece toolkit in a custom carry case. Includes precision screwdrivers, hex keys, pliers, wire strippers, and specialty bits for electronics repair.

Smart security camera with on-device AI processing. Person detection, activity zones, night vision, two-way audio. Local storage + optional cloud. Privacy-first design with hardware kill switch.

Premium humanoid AI robot assistant. Natural language interface, computer vision, 6DOF articulated limbs. Learns tasks through demonstration. Self-charging dock. Analogous to Sony Aibo-class robotics. WIPO Class 9 explicitly covers humanoid robots with artificial intelligence.

Smart home automation hub. Connects and orchestrates all Yawn IoT devices. Zigbee, Z-Wave, Wi-Fi, and Bluetooth support. Local processing for privacy. Voice control via built-in AI assistant. Class 9 covers electronic apparatus.

Smart sleep mask with EEG sensors, light therapy, and sleep stage tracking. Bluetooth-connected app shows sleep architecture. Heated eye compress mode for relaxation.

AI-adjustable desk lamp with circadian rhythm lighting. Auto-adapts color temperature throughout the day. Built-in wireless charger. Touch-dimming. Matte aluminum body.

Autonomous UAV for last-mile delivery. 10kg payload, 25km range, GPS + obstacle avoidance. Weather-resistant. Fleet management dashboard included.

Aerial signal flare system for drone deployment. Includes 6 high-visibility flares, launcher attachment, and safety manual. FAA-compliant for emergency signaling.

Luxury AI-enabled smartwatch with sapphire crystal display. Health monitoring, NFC payments, 5ATM water resistance. Titanium case with interchangeable bands.

AI-assisted electric guitar with built-in amp modeling and learning system. Mahogany body, maple neck. Real-time chord detection and tablature generation.

Premium leather-bound dot-grid journal. 200 pages of 100gsm ivory paper. Lay-flat binding, ribbon bookmark, back pocket. Embossed Yawn logo on cover. Class 16 covers paper, printed matter, and stationery.

Museum-quality art print on 310gsm cotton rag paper. Archival inks rated for 100+ years. Available in 18x24 and 24x36 sizes. Features original Yawn generative art. Shipped flat in rigid mailer. Class 16 covers printed matter.

Premium vinyl sticker pack with 12 die-cut Yawn-branded designs. Waterproof, UV-resistant, dishwasher-safe. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, and notebooks. Branded specimens for use-in-commerce evidence.

High-grade silicone-jacketed wire for electronics and robotics. 10-meter spool, 14AWG, rated to 200°C. Flexible, halogen-free, UL-certified.

Premium full-grain leather tech backpack with padded laptop compartment. Water-resistant lining, YKK zippers, hidden anti-theft pocket. Fits 16" laptops. Class 18 covers leather goods and luggage.

Heavy-duty canvas tote with leather handles and Yawn logo screen print. Interior zip pocket, reinforced bottom. 15x16x5 inches. Perfect for daily carry or conference swag. Class 18 covers luggage and bags.

Advanced 3D-printed composite panel for modern interiors. Sound-dampening, fire-retardant, lightweight. Modular interlocking design. Sold per 4x8 ft panel.

Ergonomic motorized standing desk with bamboo top. Memory presets, cable management tray, USB-C charging ports built in. Supports up to 300 lbs.

Premium ceramic mug with Yawn branding. 14oz capacity, dishwasher and microwave safe. Matte finish with embossed logo. WIPO notes Class 21 covers household utensils and containers including cookware and tableware.

Bamboo desk organizer with Yawn branding. Five compartments for pens, phones, cables, and accessories. Felt-lined base to protect surfaces. Minimalist design for the modern workspace.

Double-wall vacuum insulated stainless steel water bottle. 24oz capacity, keeps drinks cold 24hrs or hot 12hrs. Laser-engraved Yawn logo. BPA-free, leak-proof lid. WIPO Class 21 covers household containers.

Premium 550 mil-spec nylon paracord. 100ft spool, 7-strand inner core. UV and mildew resistant. Available in 12 colors. Perfect for camping, crafts, and survival kits.

Artisan-grade 100% merino wool yarn. Super-soft, machine washable, pill-resistant. 200g skein, worsted weight. Ethically sourced from New Zealand.

1000-thread-count Egyptian cotton sheet set. Includes fitted sheet, flat sheet, and 2 pillowcases. Sateen weave, OEKO-TEX certified. Queen/King sizes.

Structured six-panel cap with embroidered Yawn logo. Premium cotton twill, adjustable snapback closure. One size fits most. Available in Black, Navy, and Stone. Class 25 includes headwear.

Premium heavyweight hoodie with embroidered Yawn logo. 12oz brushed fleece, double-lined hood, kangaroo pocket. Available in Black and Navy. Unisex sizing S-3XL. High-quality garment at premium price point.

Premium heavyweight cotton tee with embroidered Yawn logo. 6.5oz ringspun cotton, pre-shrunk, relaxed fit. Available in Black, White, and Heather Gray. Unisex sizing S-3XL. Nice Classification confirms Class 25 includes clothing.

Hand-dyed silk hair ribbon with woven logo detail. 100% mulberry silk, 1.5" width, 36" length. Arrives in branded gift box. Limited edition seasonal colors.

Anti-fatigue standing desk mat with embedded logo. Memory foam core, non-slip bottom. Beveled edges for safety. 36x24 inches. Waterproof surface.

Strategy board game themed around AI and technology. 2-6 players, 45-90 minute sessions. Includes premium components: wooden tokens, linen-finish cards, and illustrated game board. Class 28 covers toys and games.

Immersive virtual reality puzzle game. 50+ hand-crafted levels with AI-generated challenges. Compatible with Meta Quest, PSVR2, and SteamVR. Digital download.

Premium mushroom and soy-based jerky. High protein, low sugar. Smoky chipotle flavor. 6-pack of 2oz bags. Vegan, gluten-free, non-GMO verified.

Single-origin specialty coffee from Ethiopia Yirgacheffe. Light roast, notes of blueberry and dark chocolate. Whole bean, 12oz bag. Roasted within 48 hours of shipping.

Organic loose-leaf chamomile and lavender blend. Hand-harvested, solar-dried. Caffeine-free relaxation tea. 4oz resealable tin. USDA Organic certified.

Raw, unpasteurized kombucha with ginger and turmeric. Probiotic-rich, low sugar. 16oz glass bottle. Brewed in small batches. Sold in cases of 12.

Small-batch London dry gin with botanicals including juniper, lavender, and lemon peel. 750ml, 45% ABV. Copper pot distilled. Must be 21+ to purchase.

Dry herb vaporizer with precision temperature control. Ceramic heating chamber, OLED display, USB-C charging. Medical-grade materials. 30-day warranty.

Business AI strategy consulting. One-hour sessions covering AI adoption roadmaps, workflow automation audits, and custom AI development planning. Class 35 covers consulting services for businesses.

AI-powered digital marketing campaign. Includes audience analysis, content generation, ad creative design, A/B testing, and performance reporting. Per-project pricing for businesses seeking data-driven marketing under the Yawn brand.

Comprehensive blockchain security audit for smart contracts and DeFi protocols. Includes vulnerability assessment, gas optimization, and detailed remediation report.

Full-service robotic arm installation and integration. Includes site survey, hardware mounting, software configuration, operator training, and 90-day support.

Managed API gateway with voice, SMS, and data transmission capabilities. 99.99% uptime SLA. Includes 10,000 API calls/month, webhook support, and real-time analytics dashboard.

On-demand autonomous drone delivery for packages up to 10kg. GPS-tracked, insured, contactless. Same-day delivery within 25km radius. Per-delivery pricing.

Professional SLA/FDM 3D printing with 50+ material options. Upload your CAD file for instant quoting. Tolerances to ±0.1mm. Finishing and post-processing available.

Comprehensive AI/robotics workshop. 8-hour intensive hands-on training on building AI agents and autonomous systems. Includes course materials, certificate of completion, and 30-day community access. Class 41 covers education and entertainment.

Enterprise AI chatbot service. Deploy conversational AI agents with custom knowledge bases, multi-turn dialogue, and tool use. RESTful API with 99.9% uptime SLA. Includes 100K messages/month. Class 42 covers computer programming and SaaS.

AI-driven automation platform. Cloud-based SaaS for workflow orchestration, model training, inference APIs, and agent deployment. Enterprise-grade security and compliance. WIPO Class 42 explicitly covers software as a service (SaaS).

AI podcast and e-magazine subscription. Weekly deep-dives into AI research, agent architectures, and autonomous systems. Includes exclusive interviews, code walkthroughs, and early access to Yawn platform features.

Custom AI development consulting. Architecture reviews, model selection, prompt engineering, and deployment strategy. Per-hour engagement with senior AI engineers. Class 42 includes technology consulting and AI design services.

All-day access to our AI-focused co-working space. Includes high-speed WiFi, unlimited specialty coffee, private phone booths, and community events.

Virtual consultation with a board-certified sleep specialist. Includes sleep assessment questionnaire, 30-min video consultation, and personalized sleep improvement plan.

One-hour cybersecurity assessment and consultation. Covers network security, data protection, compliance review, and actionable hardening recommendations.