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This page constitutes a specimen of use for the Trademark Bitch™ mark. Every product listed below is available for purchase in interstate commerce, establishing common law trademark rights under the Lanham Act §43(a). Products span 45 of the 45 Nice Classification classes maintained by WIPO.
Industrial-grade chemical processing kit for advanced manufacturing. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 1.
High-performance protective coating for industrial and commercial use. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 2.
Professional-grade multi-surface cleaning solution. Eco-friendly formula. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 3.
High-performance precision lubricant for machinery and equipment. 500ml. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 4.
Daily wellness supplement stack. Adaptogens, vitamins, and minerals. 30-day supply. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 5.
Pre-fabricated modular metal frame system. Earthquake-resistant design. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 6.
Programmable automation unit for manufacturing. Robotic arm with AI control. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 7.
Complete professional hand tool kit. 120-piece set in carry case. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 8.
Central IoT hub with edge computing. Connects up to 5,000 devices. Rack-mountable. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 9.
Self-service health screening station. Blood pressure, SpO2, temperature. Telemedicine-ready. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 10.
AI-powered climate control system. Learns patterns, optimizes energy consumption. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 11.
Autonomous electric transport pod. 4 passengers, Level 4 autonomy. 150-mile range. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 12.
Emergency signaling system with automated deployment. Covers 3-mile radius. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 13.
Smart wristband with NFC payments, access control, health monitoring. Titanium. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 14.
Professional digital audio workstation hardware. MIDI controller with AI composition. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 15.
Professional-grade planning template set. 50 sheets of A0 grid paper with overlay templates. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 16.
Modular surface tiles from recycled materials. Self-draining, heated option. Per pallet. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 17.
Premium leather executive portfolio. RFID-blocking, holds tablet and documents. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 18.
Prefabricated smart wall panel. Sound-insulating, fire-rated, pre-wired for utilities. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 19.
AI-adjustable standing desk. Learns posture patterns, auto-adjusts height throughout the day. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 20.
Solar-compacting smart waste bin with fill sensors. Auto-sorts recyclables. 50-gallon. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 21.
All-weather retractable canopy. UV-blocking, rain-channeling, wind-resistant. 20-foot span. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 22.
Woven reinforcement mesh for structural applications. Biodegradable. 100 sq ft roll. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 23.
Sound-absorbing panel fabric. Reduces noise by 30dB. Fire-retardant, washable. Per panel. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 24.
Premium organic cotton t-shirt with branded logo. Moisture-wicking, UPF 50+. Unisex S-3XL. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 25.
Set of 6 iron-on reflective patches. Branded designs. Visible up to 500 feet at night. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 26.
Piezoelectric floor tile that generates electricity from foot traffic. Per tile (2x2 ft). A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 27.
Strategic board game themed around building and managing systems. 2-6 players, ages 12+. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 28.
Premium artisan jerky. Sustainably sourced, small-batch production. Variety pack (6 flavors). A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 29.
Single-origin specialty coffee. Ethically sourced, micro-lot roasted. 12oz whole bean bag. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 30.
Indoor herb and vegetable growing kit. Self-watering planter with LED grow light. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 31.
Mineral-enhanced filtered water. Electrolyte-balanced. Case of 24 bottles (16oz). A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 32.
Small-batch craft spirit with botanical infusion. 750ml, 42% ABV. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 33.
Herbal aromatherapy vaporizer. Zero nicotine, essential oil pods only. USB-C rechargeable. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 34.
AI-assisted strategic business consulting. Market analysis, optimization, planning. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 35.
AI-powered investment advisory service. Portfolio optimization, risk assessment. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 36.
End-to-end construction and installation service. Project management included. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 37.
Enterprise-grade network deployment and management. 99.99% uptime SLA. Monthly. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 38.
Autonomous fleet management and logistics optimization service. Monthly subscription. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 39.
On-demand fabrication lab access. 3D printing, CNC machining, laser cutting. Per-hour. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 40.
Professional training and certification program. 5-day intensive course. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 41.
Cloud-hosted technology platform. Real-time analytics, API access, integrations. Monthly. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 42.
AI-optimized workspace or accommodation rental. Climate-controlled, smart amenities. Per night. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 43.
AI-personalized wellness and agriculture consulting. Design, planning, implementation. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 44.
Comprehensive security and compliance audit. AI-powered analysis with expert review. A Trademark Bitch™ branded product for Nice Class 45.
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